Huggie Monster

"The Travelex booth in the terminal here is a total rip off. Spread between buy and sell is wider than the channel. Buy before you arrive!"

"These guys are pretty hardcore on trying to sell extras such as anti reflective coatings which cost more than the glasses. A shame as the rest of the service was pretty good."

"I once heard a lady threaten someone over some reduced pork chops. Never mess with a lady with bingo wings reaching for cheap meet."

"They don't actually sell plain white bread. 38 types of sourdough and focaccia but no white bread."

"At the start of the month, the queues for buying a ticket run out if the door. Try buying a monthly ticket a week kater to save the hassle."

"Calamari with tentacles!"