Rhys Merritt

"I'm all up in macca's almost everyday! I'll keep it for a fair while I think!"

"I am mayor... Doug is not"

"Calling it Stanmore 'haus' doesn't make it cool.. It's fucking HOUSE!!! AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! hahahaha"

"Prices are ridiculous here, and selection sucks.. If Coles were closer this place would not survive!"

"Worst McDonalds ever! There are a few cool people who work there though, the Maori girl in the cafe, the punk girl with colored hair at the register, and two tall guys who work on register aswell"