Laura Norden

"Bring earplugs. People kept pounding on doors keeping me awake all night!"

"This is by far the slowest McDonald's around. No one here can multitask!!"

"Best Slushes ever! Try the Lime Real Fruit Slush!"

"Whitey is by far the BEST piercer in Toledo! I don't trust anyone else!"

"If you are checking in here in the hopes of becoming the mayor please don't. The mayor here, Trevor N. passed away on June 24, 2011 and we would like him to remain mayor."

"Watch out for deer when you get off heading to Oregon!"