Denise Whiteman

"Try the $5 Coors Light. The bluest of mountains."

"Good food, friendly staff, incredibly well priced brunch!"

"It was a life changing experience. I've never orgasmed from mac and cheese before."

"The chili cheese dog made me cum in my pants."

"Fun fact: The bum in the corner also likes bbq sauce a lot. I know because he just screamed about it for ten minutes and is now singing Frank Sinatra."