Briar Rose

"Check your order before you leave. Shorted me a hash brown."

"Bathrooms not open 24 hours. Window service only."

"Watch what you order and be very specific. I wasn't asked about my side choices and was randomly charged for drinks I didn't ask for. Watch your check or you'll get overcharged."

"I don't think these bathrooms have been cleaned since the Clinton Administration."

"Get your breakfast and take it back to your room unless you wanna be subjected to Fox News."

"Been waiting 45 minutes. Hate to see how long I'd wait if there were more than 10 other tables occupied. Friendly staff, slow service."