Jordan Paulin

"Everything is good, at least donut-wise."

"The chicken is bland as hell. People in the Midwest have horrible taste in food."

"Don't expect to get food in a reasonable amount of time."

"This place has the worst parking lot I've ever seen."

"The most poorly-designed apartment complex I've ever been to."

"If you're a brown-skinned male, don't expect to get in. "your pants are too baggy"/"it's 25 and up tonight""