Ethan Morgan

"Sweety will give you a discount if you sing "run to the hills" by Iron Maiden in it entirety"

"Normally good food, don't eat here on hangover Sunday's. My hushpuppies were burnt and the staff solution was to give me 6 dollars back... I just wanted my food. I'm just drinking here from now on."

"The cart girl is very distracting."

"Best off the radar shop in Manhattan."

"Worst wash ever, they spilled armor-all on my cloth seats"