Dave Mass

"I bought a jacuzzi tub here and it was cracked, got another one...cracked. the last remaining two they had...cracked. if four $700 tubs in your inventory are cracked you need to start firing people."

"move......"

"From Levi's to Antlers...."

"Don't get an apartment HERE....if you can't spell..or pay rent. I've been living here a few years and have never had a problem."

"Never deployed douchebags need not apply."