Dane Anderson

"If you do order the garlic knots, make sure you can eat lots of garlic. When you reach for the knots in a bag, your whole hand gets greased. Greasy but delicious!"

"Watch out for cockroaches! They will walk around inside. Downside: creepy critters near your food. Upside: free drinks to keep it quiet."

"I don't know if I want to be mayor of this place..."

"At 3, they feed the fish. But these fish go crazy for food. Fun for anyone."

"Great place to get away from it all... until your neighbor brings her screaming 2-year-old."