Ross Solomon

"Great coffee but SO Slow. Waited in like for 20 min after getting coffee just to pay. Is that a joke?"

"If the troll tries to get up in your business, smack him across the face and say "none of your business you ugly troll!""

"Always carry egg salad on your person in case the troll gets hungry"

"If the troll gets cranky, call 413 348 4247 for advice on how to put him down"

"Watch out for the troll. He's gonna try to make you pay the troll toll. #greedygremlin"

"Don't go into nicks room. It smells!"