Wes Gautier

"The quick service door is still, in fact, not quick."

"Gay stuff."

"It could be one of the most terrible places ever."

"When I'm handier than anyone that works here, it makes you start to wonder... Cause I'm not handy... At all."

"The waitresses are idiots and really slow. They make up for it with bikinis."

"The first floor of the cave has a wretched smell, the second floor is less public and therefore more pleasant."