John-Lansing Teal

"Suck it townies"

"All day Bunga Bunga parties"

"If your with a bunch of dudes, drink espresso martinis. Very manly, and make sure to talk about scamming on females at loud volumes... Spring break"

"House rules: Shred it, drink it, smoke it and eat it all you like... Just don't start what you cant finish. JLT"

"If I'm in my office, it's because I'm pretending to work..."

"Super bistro wrap and a beer... Yo"