Tony Segoviano

"To the guy pulling his sleeveless to check out his nips while flexing....stop."

"Just switched it up and got the salad...very good. Get shredded chicken, loads of meat."

"Guys: girls don't feel the same way about your nipples the way guys feel about girls'. Get a shirt that covers those saucers of yours."

"5:45am cycle classes are legit. Good music, good bikes, good trainers."

"Buy your tires here! Free rotations, great warranty, and fast and friendly service!"

"$3 sangria on Wednesdays!"