Brian Green

"Don't go here. It's f'n amazing, but I don't want to wait in line."

"Meh. Go to Burger King."

"Check out early. The elevators are very slow (wait times ~5 minutes). There aren't many luggage carts. It took me 40 minutes to make 4 trips to my car to checkout without a cart. Nice otherwise."

"Ask about the meatball special."

"Eat monkey balls!"

"This hotel is generally pretty nice, but the bathrooms are ridiculous. They have translucent plastic (sliding) doors that allow anyone in the room to see the silhouette of you doing your business."