Joe Story

"Customer service desk does not open until 7"

"Plan to leave smelling like you have smoked two cartons of cigs"

"Gotta try the Pink Stuff! Its what dreams are made of."

"If you like to dig for bargins then you've found the right place. The inventory in the store is so mismanaged, you can make it a game finding buried treasure"

"Bathrooms: when you walk in head to middle of store. Look for signal light turn right"

"Fitness center on 3 is members only, but really nice if you have or can get access"