Micky York

"Dried awwe"

"Colette isn't even finished, and I can already tell this is the best shoe shine I've ever gotten."

"Natalia is my favorite bartender around. Tip her well!"

"I'm sure all the servers rock here. But just do yourself a favor and ask for Duke."

"If you like your meat completely unseasoned and your sauce to taste like Heinz 57, this place is for you. However, if you like actual BBQ, then you should drive about 550 miles east to Kansas City."

"If Maria wants to do something to your eyebrows, just let her do it. You probably look scruffy, and she is always right. Always."