Christopher White

"The private party password was "my god is full of stars" and the bouncers are hipsters. I tried to distract them with horn rimmed glasses and and plaid shirts."

"Great place to contemplate philosophy such concept "why am I here?"."

"If you are the mayor here, you either work here or just enjoy the company of those who do. Either way, come in and ask for me, we are having a great special on Uverse"

"Formerly the women's rest room so don't get too comfortable as its liable to switch back any moment"

"Soon as your done buying mattress swing by the AT&T store and make sure you get Uverse or DirecTv to enjoy with it. Ask for Chris!"