Bryon Pastian

"Man-whore, not mab-shore"

"Not sure I'd its full service as I have never actually been here but I wanted to check into it in Four square to make me look like a dirty mab-shore"

"Sounds like Phil Hartman did the VoiceOver for the DIA Train"

"It helps to have Anaptderand then buy one that has2 USB oulets so you only take up 1 plug but get the power of two for the price of one. Can't beat that with a Woolie double- dildow."

"I hate this place! It's still better than the ATL airport though."

"The customer service reps at the front counter are always friendly and ready to help, even in the middle of the night. Not sure how they do it, but I suspect that they are all Stepford Wives..."