Tony Burgesen

"The homeless man sleeping the the corner is a nice accent to the decor."

"I literally just watched the drive through attendant puke out the drive through window."

"Hold the lever on the toilet down until it begins to swirl, then you should wash up and leave."

"Apparently, broken glass normally comes on tacos here. THANKS PARIS."

"Tread softly, knock hard."

"The guacamole is way too spicy."