Luis!

"Better than going all the way to Kmart or Target, good prices too!"

"Who the hell cares about pineapples?"

"Watch out for the big snake!"

"How could a bank with business accounts constantly not have change? At least they have dog treats and lollipops, they have plenty of those!"

"I like the purple lollipops better than the green ones, but I still miss the red ones from when it was Commerce Bank. I'm also always tempted to try one of the dog treats, they look good!"

"Buy a bunch of glazed doughnuts and put them in the microwave for 10 secs. each when you get home. Totally heavenly indeed."