Slumlord Millionaire

"How's someone else the mayor of my house?"

"All hope abandon ye who enter here..."

"They thought it was a drive-thru. Ha."

"This building is a car magnet."

"This is the old Passage to India with a facelift...unless you're retarded, once tasted, you'll agree that this is Richmond's finest Indian cuisine."

"Y'all see that new Morgan Herrin joint in the window? Shit's ill!"