Mike DeVuono

"Park in the back, cut through the adjacent parking lot, go around the block and exit on Bill Smith Blvd. worst entrance and parking lot ever!"

"Bring your own mug."

"Being your own mug."

"Get the Pavarotti tomato pie, with the Italian Market pizza toppings. It's not on the menu, it's my custom pie. To die for!"

"The lady with the flower in her hair will never ring you up correctly. Go to a different cashier."

"Simply the best. Have a beer while you wait."