Jack McQuiston

"A very slow pump that leaks gas"

"I've stayed in nicer motels than this. Everything is old. Toilet broke and they wouldn't fix it. I can't believe this is a Doubletree. They're usually so nice"

"Don't stay here on a weekend night. If you're planning on sleeping. There's a club next door that plays loud music."

"Great Airport! If you're not checking bags and coming in from the light rail, use the entrance over the skywalk just above the terminal shuttle. So much faster"

"Wear warmer clothes in the winter on Monday because the heat was turned off all weekend"