Patrick McClain

"Know thyself before stepping forth."

"It was our first trip and it was outstanding! We had the Twins roll and the Douglas King. Two things can't be the best at the same time, but they were the best rolls I've had."

"I had the coconut cream pie on the tip, and it was indeed great! Homemade!"

"Stop by and see this cutie!"

"Sorry I'm not a tour professional and can't stay on the right fareway. Guardian system can clean my balls."

"Scott McClain is the real Mayor!!"