Steph Burg

"They sell delightful sandwiches back at the pastry counter for £3.10"

"Dried urine left on the toilet seat, menstrual fluid on the bedding, and the Internet only works in the rooms close to the main office. Do NOT stay here."

"Say hi to Bucky!"

"Make sure to clean up after yourself!"

"If you prepay, you can get an hour massage for only $45!"

"Make sure Gary cooks you a great meal when you stop by. And have Lexi make the dessert!"