John Barton

"Is this a convenience store or a Miserable Employee contest? The over priced everything in the store is a sweet smack in the face after a hike up the hill too."

"if u enjoy long pauses of confusion from people sitting next to you after they ask you if you're their grandson, then this is your place."

"Try The Lil' Joe Kid's Meal! Only available between 2:30am & 3:00am. It's so good, you're kid'll be like "Why are we here!?"."

"It's nice here. And safe too!"

"Try the expired sangies!"

"Try The BIG MAC!"