Peter Orlov

"It's open late, so I guess there's that?"

"Tuna tartar would have been great - but do ask them to go easy on the salt! Mine was utterly ruined by their trigger-happy attitude to seasoning."

"Single tickets now €1.80. Get the tickets from the ticket booths next to the Marina Grande."

"Room 31 is great: 120 degree views, two floors, private terrace."

"Honeymoon suite is GREAT - but room 49 is best value in what is one of the best hotels in the world: separate building, very quiet, has a jacuzzi with a view of the sea and a private terrace. Amazing."

"Too small, too sweaty, too underground, too expensive."