Brooke Jordan

"Careful. There's nothing but a George Forman."

"Noticed the color was running from my lulu bra onto my two year old lulu shirt i was wearing and offered to replace it for free right then!! They are fantastic!"

"Try not to break a hip."

"Don't let fern get all ghetto. You'll never pull her back."

"You should knock on the mayors door. He'll totes show you a good time!"