Hugh Randall

"Terrible. Terrible terrible terrible. Waited 10 minutes to be seated before finally walking out. Plenty of staff and group in front of me was seated, but nobody came back for me."

"Will try to short change you. Mind your bills!"

"Get out your wallet, it's gonna cost ya!"

"Never been a bed bug alarmist, but my room here definitely has them. Also, smoke detector ripped from the wall with no obv. replacement and the elevator sounds like it drank too much on Bourbon St...."

"What kind of cigar store charges for a book of matches? Unbranded ones at that? Slap your logo on it! Marketing 101!"

"Egad! Even worse than the 3 for 1 happy hour bars, Famous Door has their "famous" 2 for 1 $7 cans."