Nicholas Kelsch

"Watch where you step, there are rumors if the North American skunk ape pooping in the woods in this area..."

"This spot always used to have some broke-ass Chevy parked in it! Not anymore!"

"They make the best pumpkin ale I ever had."

"Great quick stop off 95 and great BBQ. Pulled chicken sandwich with slaw and go sauce is a winner"

"Terrible post office. Can't buy stamps here? Inconvenient! What a waste of space."