Tony Klar

"Maple Glaze Salmon was pretty awful. Ignore this at all costs."

"Need more seafood options. Don't even offer simple fried shrimp or your great garlic bread? Come on. I'm not asking for a full dinner menu, but seafood..."

"Not very good food. Wings fried to a crisp and pretzels cooked too long"

"Water is filmy yet satisfying to gargle."

"When will you take credit card?"

"You guys need to dust."