Chrissy Chic

"This is where you come to die."

"Jon Wantz is the best manager ever!! Yay! He looks so cute with his shirt tucked in."

"Bruce is my lover."

"Don't drink the cobra whiskey."

"If katy is mad at you make her a gift basket. She will forgive you!"

"Don't eat anything from the refrigerator; it's most likely expired and you will die."