Jason Ludan

"This isn't the Peet's you're looking for... Move along.... Move along..."

"A glorious beast dwells here."

"If you're looking for some latte art ask for Ben. He's pure pwnage on the bar!"

"Hipsters rejoice! Now there's a place where you can escape the dullness of people...."

"Hot wings here are hawt! Do not pass them up."

"If you're having problems connecting to WiFi, talk to Kain. Guy is a genius!"