Art Warsoff

"Brooklyn Lager $3. Bartender says new policy at all sky clubs. Only Bud and miller lite is free."

"Beer choices downgraded to bud or miller lite only."

"Stealing the mayorship on Yom Kippur is a sin!"

"Have breakfast on the roof."

"It is not kosher to check in on Shabbat at the synagogue. Especially to steal the mayorship!"

"Ask the owner, Cruiser, about his Jack Mormon Stout beer."