Krista Chester

"Level 2 Painkiller. Wouldn't recommend any higher."

"Tell Kiyomi WHAT UP!!! And order the crab pretzel or live to regret it."

"Sean and Karma - best bartenders. Sean upstairs, Karma downstairs. Order an Ozzy, find a dark corner and make out with the hottest guy you see... just pick one!"

"Fordham drafts! Search 'em out! Same price as Bud Light and higher ABV. Oh, and root for Mustard!"

"Get the tower if they have them. If they don't, harrass them and ask the bartender why they don't have thier trademark item."

"Avocado salad! Booop Boooowip!"