Michael Woolf

"Their meat sauce is insane."

"Bathrooms here are disgusting. They always reek of a homeless man's crotch, and have piss everywhere"

"Tony will make you hurt. A lot."

"If only I had known what a bad experience this would be (and the hidden fees), I would've booked with virgin for $50 more"

"The weights area is always overcrowded. Until they expand that section, it's best to plan for off-hours training."

"Ask for the TK Roll. It's not on the menu and it's frakking delicious"