Bob Erlenback

"This really is the worst Starbucks."

"I don't know why this location can't get it right. They should fool around less and work more. Terrible!"

"No more free wifi? No good!"

"Hmm brown lettuce and yellow tomato. This should be interesting. Check the quality of the fixin's before ordering. :)"

"Okay let's try this again. Listen. I didn't say onions. I said "toast it". Service here is weak."

"No chai? Really? That's a fail."