Peter Parker

"The line here is longer and sucks harder than Dr. Octopus' arms!"

"Even your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man gets Grumpy once in a while!"

"It wouldn't be a newspaper job if I didn't take some time to shoot the races for the Bugle."

"Every superhero on a budget needs everyday low prices on great products!"

"Watch out for ninjas."

"Free Admission for any students at Empire State University!"