Jeremy Schwalbach

"Dont pee in the water. Thats nasty. Also, done come here to swim if you dont live here...get yourself a better job and move to a place that offers amenities. .."

"Check your order. My no 2 almost cost me 22 bucks"

"There are nicer places out there but the nightly rate is decent and the bed is comfy. It beats mom n pop locations and isn't next to the airport or miles away from where things are. A win in my book"

"The best tech team in the country"

"Their energy drink selection is lacking"

"The ATM is a really helpful teller"