Heidi Matisoff

"The living room is a "bone graveyard" ...watch your step!"

"Caution: dishwasher is used for storage."

"Hidden beers in unusual places! Hint: check the crisper!!"

"Cooking here is an adventure. Plan ahead with added extra time to locate pots, pans, and other essentials as it can be a scavenger hunt!!"

"Horrible service, cranky lazy workers, I only go because it's close. AVOID!!"

"There is always a job to be done. Get ready for manual labor!!"