Aaron Galvan

"Don't use the band spot! Its a fake!"

"Milky Way Latte. Mmmmmmmm"

"When you walk in, step over the boner, watch out for the midget kicking his head naked, and find the glory hole on the east wall... You won't be disappointed. Its like roses!"

"5 dollar dance lessons! Boo-yah!"

"Sexy time in sex palace!"

"Big Boi in the greenspace Oct. 14! FREE for UNL students!"