Edward Rich

"Just drive to somewhere else in Spain and fly from there, it will be much easier..."

"Don't even bother, they're not 'allowed' to recommend things to you!"

"It's awful"

"Find this guy, he'll buy you drinks!"

"Come here for dinner then go grab a great cocktail at one of the bars."

"There's a cafe on the left and a kiosk on the right, head to the cafe for some great but pricy beach food or the kiosk for takeaway fish and chips"