Brodie Searcy

"First ever Whataburger I've been to that closes the dining room at night."

"Planning on pregaming before seeing some lovely ladies? Call Brodie at Discount Cab for a safe trip with no worry of getting a DUI. (864) 325-8009"

"It's a wibbly wobbly timey wimey thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's incredibly filthy in here. Someone should call the health department."

"No internet signal inside."

"2 for $20 doesn't include dessert anymore. :( Still a good deal though."