Ban Dana Ban Dit

"Be sure if you ever get the change of report form in the mail, even though there is no changes DO IT. Or else your stamps become non-existent, and you have to start this horrid process over again."

"If your a fatty, the furniture is NOT for you...and if your 5'11 or above the furniture makes you look like a GIANT."

"I used to be shoppers like y'all, but then I took an arrow to the knee. So watch out for them arrows!"