Chris Vassos

"Mayor vassos says: free beers for everyone with swag"

"This is where Rachel cheeatow and Rachel Rogers roasted me. Good times."

"As mayor of this establishment I declare bankruptcy"

"HAHAHAHA. Maddie and rachel you kill me. But I think this calls for a pigroast"

"I top the glasses. Wuddup zo. Goose in my right, pig roast in my left"

"Too good for varsity soccer"