Sam Copur

"Love sleeping on the sextional! Bow chicka bow wow."

"Ordered a bloody Mary that had no alcohol in it. My soup and salad didn't even arrive, along with another order from my party yet we still were billed with an 18% gratuity because we had 10 people :("

"The cheese platter is fresh and fantastic, a perfect starter. Have them select the cheeses for you!"

"Add a little buffalo sauce as dressing to any of their salads for a little kick!"

"Don't walk on my damn vacuum lines."

"Umm...my house"