Bill Wolski

"Boy, do I love trash..."

"ARCO, $3.77. United Oil, $3.69. Credit cards are accepted, and NO 45 cent surcharge. I am ALWAYS going to get my gas here from now on."

"Bring your sunscreen, kiddies."

"Always 1 to 3 cents cheaper than the Chevron at Sepulveda and Normandie."

"I asked them to change my oil, and they didn't ask me to let them do anything else. No upselling!!! How great is that? Oh, and the oil change? $20.00 flat."

"Play your favorite Black Crowes CD at an inappropriately high volume until you're past Carpenteria. That oughta do the trick. :-)"