Ash Smith

"I am sure there are other places you rather be then here"

"The idea of this bar is awesome being a huge Clockwork Orange fan but the actuality of this bar sucks. The DJ sucks, the old creepy guys oogle you, the girls are bitchy. Not fun..."

"Blonde haired girl with glasses rolls her eyes at you and mumbles under her breath when all you ask for is no whipped cream. :("

"Why is some random person the mayor of my grandmas house?"

"Unlike everyone else I got my 2 scripts filled fast and everyone was helpful."

"Bring us PBR!!"