Stanford Oliver

"Yippee! They just brought back Belhaven Scottish Ale .. by popular demand, no less. Ran into 2 Irish & 2 Scottish gents here. THE CELTS ARE TAKING. OVER THE WORLD!! Slainte mhath!"

"Great Happy Hour here ... Hoot, mon!"

"Two Gingers Whisky .... two bonnie red headed bartender lasses. After 5 wee drams of scotch, I almost proposed marriage. Och!"

"Connemary malt whisky. .... meh ... not so good stuff. alas"

"Tullamore 12 year is even BETTER damned good stuff."

"Reuben sandwich, cheese fries with Guinness stout in the cheese sauce, & Scottish beer. Life is good."