Francisco Siman

"Kim and Javi will guarantee a good time, but watch out for Kim, she will make you fall in love then break your heart. Easy to talk to and great to drink with. Food is good, but they rock!"

"Weird Starbucks, doesn't have wifi for the public and doesn't take AMEX."

"Go into bus' room and piss in the fish tank."

"Ask for just the sandwich, and the meal goes from $14 to $8. You still get a salad, but no soup. Soups are just $2.50."

"Trails are compact now, some are still being built but slowly looking looking like the best option in Miami. Stop by Jimbos after for a beer and some bocci!"

"Place is closed"